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(Nogizata, we love you!)
Donkusa Derby!
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In Nogizata, where there are many members who spill and are chubby,
the tournament to choose the strongest Donkusai member is concluded!
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From past episodes, Donkusa members from various erys have been competing in various competitions!
Tonight, it's a "carrying things only" race.
Starting with the "carrying luggage only" second half.
Nakamura, what do you think of the battle so far?
Well, when we were changing sets and waiting,
Teresa-chan said to Aruno-chan,
No, I think we can win if we do it properly.
It's like, "Even if we lose, we'll think we won."
But it's not just about losing.
This game is the only one where you're disqualified.
No, wait, wait.
Now, "carrying luggage only"
Tsutsui vs. Endo in a battle!
Tsutsuei, what do you think?
It's Endo, isn't it?
Yeah, it looks like he can carry more than Yukko.
I'll do it quickly.
I see. Now, Endo, you've been told.
Well, but...
I'm taller than Ayame-chan, so...
I think I'm good at jumping over here.
I see!
I'm good at jumping over here.
I see. Have you decided?
Yes.
How you'll carry it?
Then...
Are you ready?
Yes!
Oh, did you think of something, Endo?
No, I didn't think of anything.
Um...
I just didn't hear you.
I'm sorry.
Now, let's go!
Ready...
Start!
Oh, it came out!
Oh, Tsutsui!
Don't drop it! Don't drop it!
Tsutsui's strategy is...
Oh, it came out!
Tsutsui was doing high-muscle training,
so he chose the "carrying strategy" without knowing Ikeda's strategy.
On the other hand, Endo's strategy is...
carrying as much as you can and going back and forth as much as you can.
Which one is faster?
Oh, that's good!
You can do it! You can do it!
OK!
Endo's pace is also good, but...
Tsutsui, who led the race with ease,
carried the luggage without making any mistakes...
At this rate, we're going to lose!
Yes!
We're going to lose!
It's too late! It's too late!
We only have half an hour left!
Oh, it's too late!
Too fast!
We might crash! We might crash!
Too fast!
Oh, Tsutsui's strategy is...
Oh, there was this much left!
This is strange!
It's too late!
Endo, you made a difference!
You don't have to carry it anymore!
What are you doing?
So...
Too fast!
Tsutsui won the strategy, didn't she?
Yes, it was easy for me!
Well...
Endo, you thought it was too fast, didn't you?
I thought it was too fast!
You should have copied it!
What is it?
I want to carry it as it is.
Oh, I see!
If I said it, we would lose!
That's right!
You said, "Yes, I did."
What?
No, it's not like that!
If you say something like this, Semia will do her best not to lose.
Yes, I'll do my best to win as soon as possible.
Oh, you can't take off your blindfold.
I can't.
One point for "donkusa" point.
That's right.
Why are you giving her your blindfold?
Next is "donkusa dokusouchuu" Nakanishi vs. Kaki.
Nakanishi.
Yes.
You're getting "donkusa" point.
Yes.
So you don't have an umbrella anymore.
Yes, I understand.
I'm going to make a strategy and do my best.
What kind of strategy?
Oh, I don't have one yet.
I don't have one yet.
Kaki, you can't lose!
No, I don't think I can lose to Aruno-chan.
Yes, you can.
Yes!
Ready...
Start!
Go!
She wants to reduce the number of times she has to go back and forth.
But...
You're fast.
I don't want to bring anything with me.
I don't have much energy.
Kaki is doing well and fast.
However, Nakanishi is behind in everything.
Are you okay?
You can do it!
Oh, but...
I can't do it.
Oh, that's funny.
Take everything!
Nakanishi lost everything.
And she's also behind in the number of times she has to go back and forth.
Nakanishi!
And as expected, Go ahead of Kaki!
What are you doing, Nakanishi?
You've been falling from Nakanishi for an eternity.
What were you covering your eyes for?
That's right!
Now, the next game. Himuro-san, please!
Let's do it!
Rap! Fast!
It's Tsutsumi!
Don Quixote is bad at rap.
Bad, bad, really bad.
The rules are simple.
You just need to put a wrap on three plates and compete for their speed.
Put a wrap on a large plate of pizza.
Make sure the oden doesn't spill out.
Make sure the cake doesn't crumble.
What's more...
If it sticks out, if it crumbles, or if it spills out,
Himuro-san will judge and tell you how many seconds you have.
So, let's see how fast and accurate you can do it.
The rap race of the day!
First, Inoue versus Tsutsui.
Inoue!
Yes?
It's easy, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I don't wrap one pizza at a time, do I?
Think about if you do it at home.
Got it.
Now, Tsutsui.
What?
What do you mean?
I'm 19 years old.
You're 19 years old, aren't you?
Let's go, you two.
Okay.
Ready...
Start!
What?
Now, it's started.
The first difficulty...
What came out of looking for where the wrap started?
You can do it!
Oh, you're fast!
Are you serious?
It's okay, it's okay.
You can do it!
While Tsutsui can't start, Inoue spreads the lead.
It's over, it's over.
However, after starting, Tsutsui shows a sudden chase.
For some reason, Inoue throws away the case and does a mysterious action of finely reinforcing it with a hand- torn wrap.
What?
And...
Time's up!
Inoue, please do it until the end.
Both of them have their strengths and weaknesses, so Inoue also wraps it up until the end.
Why do you tear it apart?
Kimura's appearance check.
First, from Tsutsui.
The cake is here.
The spacer is here.
The candela is open here.
This is oden.
This area is a little sweet.
It's tough, isn't it?
It's dangerous for dead people to come out, isn't it?
That's right, that's right.
Look, look, look.
First of all, there's a space here.
There's a space here.
There is, there is.
However, Tsutsui's record is 1 minute and 57 seconds after starting.
What is it?
It's kind of dirty, isn't it?
This is also dirty.
Look, look! It's leaking, it's leaking, it's leaking!
This is also dirty!
Inoue is in a tough check.
He doesn't make a comeback.
He loses three points in a row.
Next up is Endo versus Kaki's double center match!
Endo, do you usually rap?
I do, but I've never wrapped something this big in my rap.
It's difficult, isn't it?
Himura-san's rap was pretty loud.
Do you look at the space?
Kaki.
You have to win.
I think I can win.
I'm good at rapping.
That's right.
Okay.
Now, Yakubo.
Yes.
You want me to beat you, don't you?
If you think you can rap for me...
Oh, I see.
I think you can do it faster.
What do you mean?
So you won't make me breathe?
No, no.
I thought you'd give me a present.
I see.
Yes, I'll keep it for you.
That's nice of you.
Please rap for me.
I see.
Okay, let's go.
It's fast-forwarded rap.
Ready...
Start!
Okay, let's go.
It's hard to find it.
Once again, Kaki escaped from the start of the search for rap.
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
It's been about the same as the start.
It's poisonous.
Oh, no. I put it in my finger.
It's poisonous.
After that, Endo leads and goes first.
It's about the same.
It's poisonous.
The oysters are put in Endo's hands.
Endo finishes the cake in a terrible state and goes.
If I had this at home, I wonder if there was anything.
This is also good.
And Endo overpowers the judge.
This fight is 3 oysters and 3 oysters.
Next is YUKITA versus NAKANISHI.
NAKANISHI, you have to win.
I put my hands in my opponent's hands when I rapped.
What are you rapping for?
If you do that, the air will dry up and you won't be able to rap.
That's why I was rotten.
That's not why you were rotten.
Let's start the time trial.
Ready, start!
The first one to reach the entrance of the rap is NAKANISHI.
But the way you hold it is different.
However, NAKANISHI shows a clumsy way of cutting and pasting from the first rap.
That's a clumsy way of doing it.
At this point, the entrance of the rap is found and you can't start at all.
NAKANISHI, how long are you going to make pizza?
IKEDA, who has finally started, is chasing up at a rapid speed.
NAKANISHI was the first one to reach the goal.
IKEDA was careful in covering it, but he didn't take back the too big delay.
NAKANISHI won this match.
The last match is Sato vs. Yoda.
Sato, you don't like food, do you?
But I'm not particular about rapping.
I think it's part of my daily life.
Yoda, how about you?
I'm a rapper.
Yesterday, I made a lot of mochi hot pot and dumplings.
I'm doing my best.
Are you doing your best because you rapped yesterday?
I rapped this morning.
I rapped a different rap yesterday.
Did you rap a different rap?
I rapped Yakiniku.
What is Yakiniku rap?
I rapped it in front of DEN and HAZUKI.
What is that?
I went to eat Yakiniku and rapped it.
It's a different rap, isn't it?
Can I hear that rap?
That's good.
Yakiniku, Yakiniku, it's a good match.
Yakiniku is the best.
Before you rap, thank you for rapping.
Ready, start!
Wow, I hate this.
Where is it?
Wow, she's fast!
She's fast!
Since this battle was done using Yoda's rap, the main episode will be short.
Satoi worked hard, but...
Because of Yoda's speed emphasis, the record is...
40 seconds!
Wow, this is Yoda's fastest record, isn't it?
There's a bit of a domestic aspect to it.
Domestic? Where is it domestic?
See, it's open here.
And Yoda's rap is pointed out quite a lot.
The best record of this episode is...
Surprisingly, Satoi's rap was well received, but...
Yoda's rap didn't improve.
Huh?
Oh, it's coming out a little.
It just came out a little.
I always think that Hibura-san is lifting it up...
She's lifting it up and spilling it.
Right now, right now!
All competitions are over!
The winner of the first round of "Donkusa Queen" is...
Nakanishi!
You lost, didn't you?
But when I think about it...
When I worked part-time in Italy in the past, I really couldn't work and I had a lot of complaints.
Complaints about what?
The receipt...
It wasn't for the receipt, but for the customers' water cups.
Here we go. Nogizaka construction in progress.
I'm your host, Bananaman.
Good morning!
Welcome to Nogizaka, everyone!
One, two...
Thank you for having us!
Thank you.
It's like a Kyoto dialect.
Well, anyway...
What is it today?
Kimura-san, please!
Senpai!
Thank you!
Nogizaka Oseibo Grand Prix!
Here we go!
The legendary Valentine's Day plan has been revived for Oseibo season!
This time, the students will give Oseibo to their senior members with gratitude for this year.
However, the senior members who they think will be chosen will choose themselves and compete with their juniors.
The worst case scenario is that you don't get what you want.
That's not good.
And if that happens, you should prepare a penalty drink.
A penalty drink for the seniors?
That's right.
Oh, my!
But let's go for both!
The gokis, too?
So, we can't let them drink the gokis.
This time, it's a penalty drink.
The staff of the program collaborated with many people and made it the strongest this year.
It's called "Ultimate Penalty Drink 2023 Final"!
We've prepared it for you.
"Final" means we've made a poison for you, right?
Yes.
Of course, there will be people who don't get it.
As you may have noticed, I won't cry.
I don't know why, but I'm serious about this.
Someone will definitely cry today.
You know, "don't get it" is kind of...
Don't say it!
Because, you know...
Those who get it and those who don't get it will be separated.
Don't say it!
The winner and loser will be born.
That's what Grand Prix is about.
We can only give you one, right?
Well, we can't give you anything.
That's right.
Who will you choose?
That's it!
Oseibo Grand Prix.
Inonue will be the first one to confess.
Who did you take care of?
You mean T?
That's right.
Yes.
Is it okay for you to say it like that?
Yes, it's okay.
Inonue, especially during the live tour, you took care of your seniors, didn't you?
Yes, I really took care of them a lot.
They helped you a lot, didn't they?
Yes.
Well, Inonue will be the first one to confess.
I'm really nervous.
I'm starting to feel nervous.
It's finally starting!
It's going to be crazy this year, too!
Now, the one who raised his hand.
Raise your hand if you think you can have it!
Raise your hand!
Now, the one who raised his hand, please come forward!
The one who raised his hand and thought he could have it are these six people!
Now, shall we ask the members why they thought they could have it?
That's right!
Shall we start from the opposite side?
Why did you think you could have it?
Well, I have a frog.
When I say I have a frog, many people don't like it very much.
Among them, Nagi said, "I like frogs."
I said, "I want to have a frog like this."
The frog story was also exciting.
And...
Isn't it thin?
No, it's not!
You haven't had anything yet, have you?
That's right! After the nationwide tour was over,
I was told, "Mr. Hazuki, thank you very much!"
After it was over?
I thought I'd get along with you on the nationwide tour.
Did you talk a lot?
Yes!
Did you come all the way to say thank you?
I was told, "Thank you for extending my friendship."
Oh, I see!
Well, well, well!
No, I'm confident!
Well, but you might have said it only once!
That's right!
I like frogs, and I feel like it's thin.
Is that her first topic?
Well, well, you don't know, do you?
Well, we know!
You two have something in common.
Yes!
Yoda!
Yes!
Oh, I see!
Yes!
We often go on tours together.
Even in private, we go to karaoke together.
What?!
Yes! We even went out for a meal together.
Really?!
Oh, my!
"Private" is a big word, isn't it?
It's a past offensive word.
This sounds strong!
Mukai, are you okay with frogs?
Wait, wait! I can't do it!
No, no!
No, no! You might really like frogs!
That's right!
But you don't know!
You've said "frogs" a few times, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
How many times have you said it?
When you say it like that, does Yoda treat you?
Well... I guess so.
That's amazing.
She seems pretty strong.
She does, doesn't she?
Yes, she does.
Okay, let's move on to the next question.
Yes.
Why did you think you'd get it?
I think Nagi-chan likes me.
Yes.
So I thought she'd give it to me.
I see.
It's true that if you do this project, you'll be pushed for a long time.
Ah, I see.
So even if you don't have anything, you can get a lot of things.
I see.
So I don't know about this either.
I see.
Yes.
For a long time...
You don't have to say yes or no.
But you like it for a long time?
It's okay.
Cute.
But it's kind of...
It's good.
Then, next.
Kaki!
Why did you think you would get it?
Well...
It's not this year, but...
When Nagi-chan first appeared in "Nogizaka Koujichi"...
She introduced me...
Ah, there is also this pattern.
Well...
We have similar hobbies...
Yes, yes.
We draw the same things...
So...
I was the first one to know you.
I see!
And...
When we were on tour...
You were standing next to me.
Ah, that's right.
That's right. When we were on tour...
You were standing next to me.
But in the past...
When we did this show...
Was it like that?
It was like that.
Because you talk naturally.
Do you want to be like a colleague?
I thought you were a colleague.
Why is it in the past tense?
I thought so.
That's what it is.
That's what it is. You are strong.
It's not Valentine's Day.
You are not a colleague.
It's more like you are my colleague.
Oh...
You don't know...
It's difficult, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's difficult.
Yes, it is.
Why do you think you are my colleague?
You are the only one who is the same age.
The same age?
Yes.
You are the only one who is my senior.
You add "ayame-chan" and you introduce me as "chan".
We went to the graduation ceremony together.
Ah...
The school itself is the same, right?
What?
Ah...
This is...
A big deal.
They are the same person, aren't they?
Yes, they are.
Wow! It's possible!
What about you, Chanzuke?
She only calls me "Ayame-chan".
I wonder what she says.
Maybe she talks roughly.
I see.
Why did you say that, Yumiki?
When I shot the music video of "People See Dreams Twice"...
Is there such a song?
Please say it properly!
"People See Dreams Twice"...
When I shot the music video of "People See Dreams Twice"...
Please say it properly!
"People See Dreams Twice"...
Why do you sound like a lecturer?
When I shot the music video of "People See Dreams Twice"...
Since I'm a modest girl...
When I'm sitting alone...
When I think I'm alone...
I suddenly go and talk to people.
Wow!
When I'm alone, people say it's fun.
They say I can talk without worrying about it.
When I'm alone, people say it's fun.
I want to go home.
This kind of girl doesn't say she wants to go to someone's house.
What kind of girl is she?
She's not the type of person to say that in a friendly way.
But she said it.
Going home is a big thing.
It seems big.
Himura doesn't know.
It's difficult, but when I asked her overall, I felt like I wasn't going home.
I was going to give you a script.
Let's clap our hands.
If you don't clap your hands, I'm sorry.
Who does Inoue want to give the script to?
Is Inoue's fate in this script?
It's me!
Thank you!
It's me!
I'm sorry.
It's me!
Inoue gave the script she prepared for Yoda, who likes gyoza, and expressed her gratitude.
The reason is...
This year's tour helped me a lot.
The students gave me a massage during the tour.
Mr. Yoda made a group line for me and the students.
He said, "I know it's hard to go with you, but I think you're tired, so please go."
Wait a minute. Is there such a thing as making a group line in the past?
You didn't make it for this project, did you?
No, I didn't.
My seniors gave me a massage, so I thought they couldn't go.
I talked about it with the students.
I thought it would be hard for me to go if someone didn't tell me.
And I got a T-shirt.
Oh, a T-shirt.
Mr. Yoda is addicted to making T-shirts.
Mr. Yoda is amazing these days.
When I replied, "I want it," I was told, "It's because I made it."
He gave me a message on the day of the music video.
I was so happy about it.
Mr. Yoda takes you out for a meal.
You're taking care of your seniors, aren't you?
You're doing that, aren't you, Yua?
I've had my seniors do a lot of things for me, so I have to repay them.
Can you have a Yoda party?
Let's do it at home.
I want to do it.
Sounds good.
I'm sorry, Yuiki.
I'm sorry.
I wanted to go with you first.
You can't do that.
Those of you who lost.
Please come back.
Don't miss it.
Please come back.
I'm looking forward to it.
Hello, I'm Sato Arika.
I've been working hard on the stage lately.
I'm working hard on the stage and dressing room of TWINTELL.